Zoom blooper turns lawyer into a kitten: 'I'm here live, I'm not a cat' It's the long paw of the law. Amanda Kooser. Feb. 9, 2021 12:15 p.m. PT. A Zoom kitten filter spiced up a Texas court hearing 'I'm not a cat': Paw-some Zoom filter accidentally derails virtual court session Feb. 9, 2021 00:44 Feb. 9, 2021, 9:01 PM UTC / Updated Feb. 10, 2021, 1:51 PM UT Updated 12:54 AM ET, Wed February 10, 2021 . JUST WATCHED Lawyer accidentally appears as cat in virtual court case. I'm here, live, I'm not a cat, he said a few seconds later A lawyer showed up to virtual court in the 394th district of Texas with a kitten filter turned on, the cat moving its lips and eyes, as Rod Ponton said he an.. ALPINE, Texas (CBSDFW.COM) - A Texas lawyer had the internet purring Tuesday, Feb. 9, after accidentally appearing in front of a judge on Zoom — as a cat. I'm here live, I'm not a cat.
'I'm here live, I'm not a cat': lawyer stuck on Zoom kitten filter during court case - video Play Video 0:49. A lawyer showed up to virtual court in the 394th district of Texas with a kitten. The video became an instant meme, along with the phrase, I am not a cat. There was just one problem. The filter isn't actually a standard Zoom option and is therefore tricky to find Source: https://twitter.com/lawrencehurley/status/135920716909110886 A Texas judge issued an important Zoom tip after a lawyer used a cat filter during a virtual hearing. I'm here live; I'm not a cat, lawyer said
'I'm Not a Cat,' Says Lawyer Having Zoom Difficulties. Courts usually don't let cats argue cases. But here was Rod Ponton, a county attorney in Presidio County, Texas, unable to figure out how to turn off the cat filter on his Zoom call during a hearing on Tuesday in Texas' 394th Judicial District Court The cat replies: It is. I don't know how to remove it. I've got my assistant here. She's trying to. We're prepared to go forward with it. I am here live. I'm not a cat. The judge replies: I can. I am here. of. Let go of it. on. The cat sat on the dog. The cat sat on the dog. are. You are a good friend. lot. I read a lot. not. She is not tall. was. The pig was sleepy. be. Will you be my friend? do. Do you want to go with me? had. He had a big car. ten. Ten ducks are on the farm. but. I can do it, but not by myself. look. Look for. Shop I am Here Live I Am Not a Cat Funny Sarcastic Pun Gift gift notebooks designed by Firesquare as well as other gift merchandise at TeePublic. Cookies are currently enabled to maximize your TeePublic experience. If you want to disable cookies for your browser, just click here to change that. Accept
I'm here live. I'm not a cat, the attorney said. I can see that, replied Ferguson, whose district covers five counties in West Texas, including the town of Marfa A lawyer on a zoom call enabled a cat filter and had to declare to the judge I am here. I am not a cat. he's not there live...hes on a zoom call...live would have prevented this....tooooo much technology for what should be a simple procedure...human to human....we are NOT computers.. A lawyer on a zoom call enabled a cat filter and had to declare to the judge I am here. I am not a cat. Rolling on the floor laughin A lawyer on a zoom call enabled a cat filter and had to declare to the judge I am here. I am not a cat. LO Lawyer turns on Zoom filter by mistake - has to tell judge he's not a cat. After the hearing, the lawman received praise from the judge for his purr-fect handling of the situation
Discussion about A lawyer on a zoom call enabled a cat filter and had to declare to the judge I am here. I am not a cat. Rolling on the floor laughing [Page 2] at the GodlikeProductions Conspiracy Forum. Our topics include Conspiracy Theory, Secret Societies, UFOs and more i am here for you. i am not here. what am i doing here. i am here all might. i am out of here. here. i have arrived. i dont know. i miss you Do not grieve me, I am still here - a poem I was laying in bed a while back and I was thinking about how old my kitties are. I was snuggling Muffin and I was grieving losing her, which I know is pointless but I couldn't help it.. when I heard very clearly But I am still here P!nk's I am HERE has always been one of my go to anthems, but today more than ever the line struck me: I am here, I am here. I've already seen the bottom, so there's nothing to fear. I've seen the bottom. I've seen lots of bottoms in my lifetime - and with each bottom comes a rising
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I'm here live, I'm not a cat, said Ponton in a clip Texas' 394th District Court shared on YouTube called Kitten Zoom Filter Mishap. It's not exactly clear what program Ponton used that. Power to live for You my God. I will not be moved. I will stand for You. I will go where You send me. Jesus take me now I am Yours. I am Yours. I lay my life on the altar. Everything I give to You alone. Here I am
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Peeping at the Reaping. It's been a while, so I thought I'd give you an update on my Reaper progress! There's only so much I can say without spoilers, so I'll be giving you as much information as I can without saying anything that will get me in trouble. First off, I've finished the first draft and am working on storyline changes/improvements. Hi! I am Here and Doing Well. I am still here and alive! I can't believe I let over a year go by. All is well with me. My family found out that I was throwing up too much due to the tap water bothering me. They give me bottled water and I am MUCH better now. (Don't give distilled as its not healthy over the long term, missing needed nutrients. So sorry to hear about your cat. It is sad not to have 'closure' but this is often the way cats choose to go. Our cats become so much a part of our lives and family it is a very special and loving bond and it is a great loss when they leave us. Our beautiful cat died on 2nd February and I am still crying as I miss her so much I am the same age. I am not a teacher. I am a teacher, too. I am engaged to her. I am going to study. I am very dangerous. What am I to do now? I am a stranger here. I am afraid of bears. I am eating an apple. I am no longer tired. I am terribly hungry. I am here on business. I am near the station. I am no match for him. I am talking with Tom. June 2, 2021 By: Summer Samba 25 Comments. Those of you who know what June bugs really are, are probably saying right now, Hey! Those aren't June bugs!. And you are right, they're not. But it's June, and my human and I have some baby praying mantises to release. My human loves praying mantises. I'm not sure we really need any in.
Funday Outtake Round Up. June 13, 2021 By: Summer Samba 21 Comments. I have lots of hilarious outtakes for you this week! In fact, here's one I forgot about that should have been in last week's group. I don't remember what, but something really took me by surprise! Here I am in a typical pose — trying to grab for a treat I am left feeling heartbroken for Sarah Everard and her family, guilty for my sheer luck (and ignorance), and mostly, I am very angry. Anonymous. When I was ten, my body was growing faster than my brain. I had breasts and hips, yet I was still playing with stuffed animals after primary school hours. This age noted the start of the harassment I.
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I am not sure I am back to continue this blog or not, but until I do decide, I do need to let you all know Google is removing Feedburner (how you currently get emails of my blog posts) as of July. Several different bloggers have been working hard at finding a solution for this. Barbara over at Cat Patches found a solution I am here; I am home. I remove the two masks I'm wearing. The place is dusty. It is my childhood home, but not my childhood nation. Am I a colonizer in my own house? I clean the dust and find a scorpion in the pillow. My father's ex-wife still has all of her furniture and photos here. She has not returned for them; He hurts too much to do it
It has been 15 weeks since my husband of 25 years passed away suddenly. I am so glad I found this web site. It's helps to know that I am not alone. I am fortunate that we have three children and they really do help keep me going. I might not otherwise get out of bed in the morning (If I didn't need the money) Thank you my sweet friend..I would not be having the fun I am here without people like you encouraging me AND enjoying what I (oops I mean Teddy and I) write. It certainly keeps me aware of what day of the week it is which I'm not sure I would know otherwise!!
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I am still here. I was 60 when he died buy only 55 when this all started. It has been a year I honestly just wanted to die. I thought I would apply for very tough dangerous jobs and hurry the process. But slowly I am coming back to life. I realise I am disrespecting life itself by choosing not to live well. I am starting to take care of myself Not too many people know me, as I am a very quiet and secluded single mother. I just recently became disabled at age 41 and also just became homeless with my 11 year old daughter and siamese cat Starlight. We are in between housing at the moment and we all will be re located shortly. Its been a journey let me tell ya Here are 11 things not to say to a widow or widower: art any more. He was positive. I keep living each day because I cannot betray our beautiful cat. I want for me and the cat to go to sleep together and just not wake up, both of us. Just peacefully not wake up. I am not yet 50 and I am looking forward to spending the second half of my. Whatever you desire to discuss with your animal companion I am here to be the voice for your companion and to open space for the conversation to happen with the intention of clarity, connection, balance and harmony. I am happy you found your way here. I am Neave Karger, an animal communicator and healer
I am here for the same reason. Put my cat on a raw for the crystals ( bloody urine and spraying) Diet fixed that but instead he poops and or leaves a hairball on the carpet about once a month or so. He is an in and out at so I do not know how often he throws up hairballs outside. The vet was useless I am here, I have not gone. If I do not answer when you speak I am listening, do not grieve - If I do not visit while you sleep It's because I didn't leave. I'll be there for every smile - I'll be there for every laugh When you recall something from our past I'll be present, make me last The Sky Cat: There is a hole at the center of everything, and it is always growing. Between the stars I am seeing it. It is coming, and you are not escaping, and the universe is forgetting you, and the universe is being forgotten, and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond
And because I have some weird fascination with looking into things I don't like I am compelled to read them. I can't resist. Sometimes it's to see how bad they really are, and other times it's to look at the comments in hopes that someone else is as pissed as I am. Here's the 5 types of dog articles I'm tired of seeing. 1 Hi Here I am with some news msg - Sheila in SA 2/6/2021, 5:45 am Concatulations on the new addition! msg - Barbara 2/11/2021, 4:30 pm Good to - Bengalgirl 2/8/2021, 2:47 p On the cat 800 why is it if there is a recall on clutches you expect the owner to fess up an extra buck to update when in fact this should be a cat charge totally you pay 12,000 for a sled and then be expected to pay for updates and gearing and belts not a very good update thus should be a warranty issue am I right..frustrated!!!! Chauvin Trial: Jury has a basis to find reasonable doubt here, but it's not what I'm expecting. My appearance on the Tony Katz Show: Chauvin made the right decision not to testify because I think these two prosecutors would have essentially tortured him on the witness stand. I mean, it would have been brutal. Pat yourself on the back for that bit of wizardry because that is much easier said than done. The bad news is that he is an adult now and entitled to his privacy (damn him). As a person who grew up with a parent who wanted to know every detail all the time, I am here to tell you not to say a thing
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